chronically-sparrow:

Originally posted by anissagraces

king:

i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears

pearlmarley:

when the passenger car door isn’t unlocked yet

theocrein:

hozier: compares a person to a tree, screams “baby” at the top of his lungs

me:

pileofknives:

mockiato:

Every single one of these headlines sure is something

It’s genuinely the fucking end times

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

hustlerose:

some of you don’t understand that top/bottom are words to describe gay sex and it shows

lovetechnique:

sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.

(Source: quotev.com)

melanin-king:

mydearest-tish:

aliilovely:

jogeva:

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

Every week

at least three times a week

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet